Chuck Norris FACTS

nowayback · Post by **nowayback** » Mon May 01, 2006 10:01 pm

a man, a legend

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com

bonus: http://thatvideosite.com/view/1792.html

Voight · Post by **Voight** » Tue May 02, 2006 12:15 am

ooo,yes....i saw it...so funny....

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

uritotti · Post by **uritotti** » Tue May 02, 2006 12:36 am

HHHHHHH nice!!!

AVX23 · Post by **AVX23** » Tue May 02, 2006 12:44 am

There are similar one's for MR T, v funny, I like the bit about throwing kids into the sun

Nice

Deef · Post by **Deef** » Tue May 02, 2006 12:20 pm

THIS IS SO FUNNY

I'm gonna order a couple of t-shirts

Deef · Post by **Deef** » Tue May 02, 2006 4:50 pm

Actually it's not nice of us making a fool of Chuck... If he finds out, he'll kick our asses!!! Respect!

Shadi Megallaa · Post by **Shadi Megallaa** » Tue May 02, 2006 5:26 pm

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

Deef · Post by **Deef** » Tue May 02, 2006 5:45 pm

i'm gonna send this site to all my msn contacts